tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69136847173316674242011-11-27T23:20:21.811ZA record of my daily encounters with Ghosts.Eddie Gomezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03005867032819142664noreply@blogger.comBlogger241100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913684717331667424.post-55514961020027007732011-04-05T15:13:00.005+01:002011-05-22T19:37:10.906+01:00

After having spent what felt like an eternity on the alien spacecraft, I hatched an escape plan.I'd constructed a very usable sling shot using my socks and hair, I'd woven the hair with ear wax over a period of six months to stiffen it enough to use as the frame, then i ripped the elastic from my socks to use as the pull band.Since the aliens were keeping me in a giant ant farm my diet consisted

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Sorry its been a while since I last posted anything. I was, quite rudely I might add, abducted by aliens last year. I'd been working on something I called "TWENTY FIRST CENTURY JAZZ SCAT". It is completely different to other music using Non-lexical vocables, and I had a really good feeling about it. Maybe that's why the aliens abducted me? It could have revolutionised the music industry!Anyhow, I

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I was sat watching television this evening when Jerry rang. He told me to switch over straight away because I was on the T.V! I did, and low and behold it was me!! Well it wasn't me, but We do look quite similar don't you think? youtube vid here.The mans life seems to bare an uncanny resemblance to mine. Was the man in question based on me? Probably not, but its nice to think that maybe my life

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As promised I've started my Urban legends blog, you can get to it by clicking the link in the title of this post or clicking hereI will update it more when I've decyphered my notes.

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It seems certain forces are working against me! For one reason or another I never seem to be able to update as often as I would like. The latest reason is the cursed telegraph pole opposite my house.It does have previous this telegraph pole, it also reveals an alarming pattern to its curse! In February 2008 I was sat listening to an album by a man called "Jazzy Jeff". It was not what I was

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After my start to the new year I felt confident in thinking things would only get better, I was slightly wrong. My limp has progressed to a mild hobble, which is good. My chest and sinuses developed an infection, which is bad. Just to round things off nicely I developed quite a severe case of the winter vomiting virus, which is still ongoing, but has subsided sufficiently for me to be able to use

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I haven't been able to post for a while as I've had quite a terrible time of it. I had some free time so me and the wife decided to go camping, this was a huge mistake! I suppose if we all had the benefit of hind site life would be easier, less eventful, but easier. We went to Scotland, to the Campsie Fells which contain some stunning scenery . We set up and all was well, I had plenty of Ribena,

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Just a quick post to wish everyone a merry new year! Hope you all had a happy Christmas as well.In the coming days I will be showcasing some off my art! The first piece will be "Insincere thumb on a stick". I hope you are looking forward to it, I know I am.Keep safeYours without waxEddie Gomez

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I haven't been able to update for a while as I have suffered a bereavement. Bereavements are hard any time of year, but Christmas day seems especially hard. I woke up at 5.00am, came down stairs to make a coffee, that's when I found Julian, limp and lifeless in the corner of his fish tank. He was a proud and strong balloon molly, he had such a powerful dorsal fin and a beautiful face, he looked a

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I was sat on my new computer, browsing the web and eating some wotsits then my phone rang. The number was the same one that Jeff had text me on (read 2 posts back for details). I really did not want to answer it but I did...... Only to be greeted by Jerry!!I asked him what he was doing with this number, he told me he had a new phone. I then said it was the exact same number "dead Jeff" had been

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This update has nothing to do with ghosts unfortunatly. I really love my gadgets and next on my list is a hd projector. With the new Blu Ray 3d specs being finalized, getting a 3d "ready" is a must for me. The Acer H5360 seems to fullfill my needs, on paper at least anyway. The projector in question can be found here .Someone on this forum already has it. If anybody stumbles across this post and

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I haven't updated for a few days as I've been in a state of shock! I received a message from an old friend the other day, quite out of the blue. I didn't even know he was still in the country or even if he was still alive.I was sat watching a documentary about Jazz Fusion when my phone went off. I didn't recognise the number, the text simply said "is this Eddie". I replied "yes it is, whom is

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Its snowing outside, well its a blizzard if I'm honest. I wonder what the odds on a white Christmas are? This is the perfect opertunity to set up my night vision cameras and capture ghosts footsteps outside my house. There is a ghost called Cid Barlow who usually patrols outside my house, he looks a lot like Garry Coleman, he claims he used to be a security gaurd, I guess he keeps watch over my

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Bugger all has happened today, I haven't even got any mutton! Going to buy some tomorrow though, not using the same butcher, The last saddle of mutton he gave me was horrific!Been doing a lot of reflecting today, where have all the years gone? It wasn't too long ago I did some modelling for a footwear company, nothing seems to happen nowadays. A representative from Sky television knocked on the

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After a few hours of research today, I think I finally understand the message I received yesterday. If you combine sweet and water you get Sweetwater, not rocket science I know, but it's a place in Florida that was founded by Russian circus midgets.I strongly suspect that the ghost was telling me this, and that we should not forget this fact. There is scarcely little about it on the Internet,

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Quick update.I've been sat up all night racking my brains over the text I wrote down earlier. If I put it into google translate it comes up with "do not forget the sweet water". I can only assume the ghost was being helpful, my wife had mentioned buying some of that flavoured water you can get. Her brother Barry is coming over to stay at the weekend and he claims that drinking tap water makes his

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The Russian midget has been back, I still could not understand a word he said. I got my pen and paper out and let him control my body, this is what I wroteне забывать конфета водаWhat does this mean? If anybody knows Russian please leave a comment, this has me truly puzzled!I should add that all this happened after eating a particularly large saddle of mutton that I bought from a shifty looking

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Just a swift update tonight. If you read my last entry you will know I emailed the BBC about appearing on the one show. I failed. I'm sorry you won't be able to see me on the television, but all is not lost! They asked if I had ever considered radio as I have the looks and personality for it.Fingers crossed that I may get a slot on the radio in the new year. I'm thinking radio two, I will put

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Haven't been able to update for a few days as I broke my modem. It stopped working the other day, so I spoke with my friend Jerry who suggested it may need re-flowing, or something like that. Anyway, he said to put it in the microwave for a minute and it would sort it out, he also claimed this would give me a hundred meg connection!!I cautiously put it in the microwave, I set it for 55 seconds

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I was sat on the toilet this morning trying to expell quite a heavy stool when it happened, I saw the future! As I was pushing I became extremely light headed then had my future vision.I saw myself making a phone call to my isp about a free gift they had promised me but was yet to recieve. I also saw myself making a cup of tea and two mutton and mushroom sandwiches. The light headedness then

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After the wife suggesting the shape shifter was a moth, I did a bit of research. The results were quite startling, it turns out moths are real! After digging a bit further I think I found a picture of the one that attacked me, it turns out my measurments were wrong, it was in fact a lot bigger than i thought, but thats no suprise as I am quite an understated person and don't like to exagerate

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Quick update about tonights visitor........A shape shifter appeared as I was sat watching tv. It wasn't the Jewish kind like on that documentary film Borat, it was an actual shape shifter that morphed itself before my eyes!It was on my living room wall, kind of attached to it. It was about 3 inches long and maybe half an inch wide. As I got closer to communicate with it thats when it morphed!It

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I'm sat in my living room minding my own business, eating a cold mutton and mushroom sandwich. All of a sudden the power went out, I was left in total darkness. I always keep a battery powered led lantern near by for such occasions, anyway i switch it on and in the gloomy light that it casts i saw what can only be described as a Russian midget.It was saying something to me but i couldn't

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It was about 6.30 this morning when I went outside to put some trash in my dustbin. Walking down the path past my garden shed i noticed a small amount of smoke drifting through the gaps in the roof.I cautiously opened the door and was confronted by a rather large cat perched on a shelf that I'm sure i didn't put there! The smoke I thought I'd seen wasn't smoke at all, it was warm cat breath from

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