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Monday, 14 December 2009

Russian midget revisited

The Russian midget has been back, I still could not understand a word he said. I got my pen and paper out and let him control my body, this is what I wrote

не забывать конфета вода

What does this mean? If anybody knows Russian please leave a comment, this has me truly puzzled!

I should add that all this happened after eating a particularly large saddle of mutton that I bought from a shifty looking butcher. Perhaps the mutton was tainted? I know this can happen, I saw it on a documentary in the seventies. All these townsfolk had eaten poisoned mutton, I think it was laced with anthrax! They all ended up at the local blind school where they were treated, if they were lucky enough, many died!

On second thoughts it may have been an episode of little house on the prairie, I'm not certain though. My point is, maybe I was just poisoned and imagined the whole Russian midget thing. Possibly, possibly not, I just don't know. I might go to the toilet just in case though!

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