Russian Midgets and mutton

I'm sat in my living room minding my own business, eating a cold mutton and mushroom sandwich. All of a sudden the power went out, I was left in total darkness. I always keep a battery powered led lantern near by for such occasions, anyway i switch it on and in the gloomy light that it casts i saw what can only be described as a Russian midget.

It was saying something to me but i couldn't understand it, it was quite muffled and I'm sure it was spoken in Russian, I don't speak Russian so i couldn't really communicate with him properly. Just as i was getting closer the lights came back on.

With the lights back on I could see it was only my golf clubs I had seen, but why were they speaking in Russian? It maybe could have been the neighbours I heard but they don't speak Russian, so it leads me to believe it was in fact a Russian who had some how appeared to me through my golf clubs.

Its all very strange, but seeing how I see ghosts everyday i shouldn't be surprised anymore. I will update later or tomorrow depending on what or who I see next.

P.S it may have been Portuguese it spoke, not Russian. They do sound alike don't you think?