Shape shifter!!!!

Quick update about tonights visitor........
A shape shifter appeared as I was sat watching tv. It wasn't the Jewish kind like on that documentary film Borat, it was an actual shape shifter that morphed itself before my eyes!

It was on my living room wall, kind of attached to it. It was about 3 inches long and maybe half an inch wide. As I got closer to communicate with it thats when it morphed!
It sprouted wings right before my eyes, this made it still 3 inches long but about 5 inches wide.

I got in real close to take a better look and I noticed it had camaflaged itself to match my wallpaper. It was then that it tried to kill me!! it came straight for me, I managed to knock it down to the ground then beat it with my slipper. Thats when the darndest thing happened, It cremated itself! It was literally a pile of dust!

I just told my wife what had happened and she said it was a "moth", whatever that is. She also said they turn to dust when they are killed! Now I admit I dont remember seeing flames when it cremated itself, but to suggest something would just turn to dust is a bit far fetched.

To summarise I think that maybe it was a shape shifter, and I don't like saying this but I think my wife might be just a little bit "crazy", A "moth".............

MY ARSE!!!